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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2007, 11:09:47 PM » |
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Andemon: Atunci mai pun un capitol, k? si vedem daca iti place si acum
E girly oricum prin definitie, pt ca eu pana acum am scris romanca/drama. Dar ma straduiesc sa fac schimbari, si in viitor vor fi si lupte (asta ar trebui sa te atraga), adica dupa ce ii trimit in misiune, undeva prin capitolele 4-5.
Crow, mi-ai mai zis si pe mess cate ceva, si ma bucur ca ai reusit sa citesti ceea ce am scris, o sa o consider o realizare personala importanta
Naruto Detective, Neji’s Amazing Secret
DeeDee: Who wants to do the disclaimer?
Lee: Me! Me! Me! I’ll do the youthful disclaimer!
Naruto: No, me! I still have to repay her for treating me with ramen!
DeeDee: Decisions, decisions…let Naruto do it this time, you can have it the next chapter, Lee…
Lee:(
Naruto: She doesn’t own Naruto, never did and never will. So no sueing! She doesn’t own any brands of shampoo either (or bubblegum, or The AXE). Now, on with the story!
Naruto walked around Konoha in search of his first victim, *cough* friend that would provide some nice material for the documentary. His camera in the hand, he would tape around him the daily activities of older ninja around him. Suddenly, he felt like he was being followed. He turned around to see a box moving after him. Naruto raised a brow.
“Konohamaru? What do you want from me now?”
“You found me! As expected of the boss!”
“I don’t have time to play ninja. I must find someone interesting to tape!”
“I was told to give you this note” Konohamaru winked. “From a lady”
“A lady?”
“I believe she is your…” Konohamaru raised his pinky. “Blue short hair, pale eyes, a Hyuuga by the looks”
“Oh, Hinata!”
“So that’s you girlfriend’s name!”
“She’s not my…”
“Ja ne! Lucky dog…”
With that, Konohamaru dissapeared.
“Oi, Konohamaru! Cheeky brat! Hm, why would Hinata write to me?” he unfolded the paper.
‘Naruto-kun, please meet me at the school entrance today at 4 o’clock. I have a favor to ask and I must ask it in person. Please, be there. Hinata’
“Hm… it’s 3 o’clock now. I’ll have five bowls of ramen at Ichiraku’s and then head to school”
Hinata was already waiting by the time Naruto reached the school, an unpatient look on her face. She was already crimson red and she would poke her fingers as he appeared with his trademark grin.
“You wanted to ask me a favor, Hinata?”
“Yes, Nnnaruto-kun. You see, there is a-a party a-and I, being the Main House heiress, must attend it…and I di-didn’t have a p-p-partner to go with…c-c-could you…”
“Sure!” he said
“Really? Wo-wonderful!”
“Actually, I wanted to ask you a favor too, Hinata-chan. Can you help me with the documentary?”
“Su-sure, what do I have t-to do?”
“How does Neji keep his hair so well-groomed, nice and silky?”
Hinata face-faulted.
“Neji? He -well, I do-don’t know. I tried m-most of my time to a-avoid him” she said quietly.
“Ah, that’s a pity. Would have made me happy to know that”
“Wait, I…I think I can h-help”
“Thanks a million, Hinata!” Naruto hugged her.
‘Naruto is holding me in his arms’ Hinata thought smiling dreamingly.
Hinata and Naruto were sneaking in the Hyuuga household (thank God Hiashi was out on a mission) to the branch chambers. There was Neji, in his bathrobe, his hair let loose, his tiny bangs barely covering the green seal. He walked up to the bathroom and into the tub which was pretty large, like a smaller swimming pool - five people could easily fit in there – and tossed to a side some bottles that he had brought with him. Hinata had her eyes closed all the time while Naruto had his camera record Neji’s every move. Neji poured some sort of mixture into the hot water.
His presence still concealed, Naruto performed a jutsu he had created for Jiraya to help him spy the girls.
“Roses and vanilla. Strange. Oh, the presentations, yeah! My name is Uzumaki Naruto, known as the next Hokage, I’m thirteen and I’ve decided to make a documentary. Now for the first part, we are going to study the Hyuuga Neginus, the genius of the Branch who kicked my but in the Chuunin exam before I kicked his (yes, I’m being fair), trying to answer a questin that’s been on many peoples’ mind, especially Tenten’s (hehe, friends know why!). So Neji poured a mixture of roses and vanilla into the water and put his hear under several times.”
The camera kept rolling.
“The Nejinus specimen is awkward with his bathing habits. Looks a lot like a duck now…never thought I’d find this resemblance…”
“Shh! Naruto-kun, he might hear us!”
“Right! Sorry, Hinata!”
In the mean time, Neji seemed satisfied with the way his hair smelled and reached out for another bottle. Shampoo.
“The Neji specimen we’re studying decided that he’s had enough dips under water and took out his secret weapon! The…Herbal Essences Special? Ramen flavor? Wtf?!”
Naruto was beyond pissed. So Neji was actually the bastard that had bought all those bottles of shampoo before Naruto had the chance to buy one.
“Temeee!” he hissed.
Just then, Neji thought he heard something. He stopped what he was doing and looked around with the Byakugan until he saw something. Narrowing his eyes, he threw a kunai and heard a yell and a few girls boosted out. Unluckily, that was the only kunai he held with him. And unfortunately, the girls saw that too and grinned at his. So it was either be raped by rabid fangirls or run, letting them see you in all your glory. He chose b) and ran. Of course, the camera was on and caught everything. The girls left disappointed. Such a pity, when they had finally found an occasion when the scary Hiashi was out!
Naruto sighed.
“Saved by fangirls, never thought that would ever happen!”
Hinata chuckled. Of course, she hadn’t seen Neji since she had again kept her eyes closed. Suddenly, a kunai flew towards them. Hinata wanted to scream but Naruto covered her mouth.
“Shh! It’s just Tenten”
“Why are you here?” she asked
“Same as you. To strip Neji of his secrets” he answered casually.
“Strip Neji? Not bad!”
Naruto raised a brow.
“And I thought Jiraya and Kakashi are the only perverts here!”
“E-hehehe. I lost a bet and I have to…”
“Allright, no need to explain!”
Neji returned once he saw the girls leave disappointed.
“And now, the big finish” he muttered, once he used all the bottle of shampoo.
He took out one last small bottle and poured its contents into his palm.
“I don’t recognize this smell. Darn, where is Kiba and his nose when you need them?!” he muttered frustrated.
“Right here, Naruto.”
“Naniiii?!” Naruto almost jumped. “WTF are you doing here?!”
“Guess what, genius, everyone in the village wants to find out this! So be quiet and I’ll tell you”
“All right, tell me, please”
Kiba sniffed the air.
“Umm…it’s milk, cream, rosemary, basil, olive oil, ramen flavor, tutti frutti bubblegum flavor…another smell I don’t recognize…and…uranium”
“URANIUM?!” Naruto yelled, but the sound came muffled thanks to Tenten and Kiba’s hands covering his mouth. “That explains the shining hair. We have to stay away from him from now on.”
“The last smell is AXE essence” Shino said from behind.
“Shino?! You’re here too?!”
“Of course, this is a mission. We have to find out what he uses and tell Kurenai-sensei” he said with his oh-so-cool voice.
“Troublesome women” someone else said from behind. “Ino wants to find this out too”
“And Sakura” Sasuke mutterd from next to Shikamaru.
“And Temari” said a depressed Kankuro next to a murderous-looking Gaara.
Naruto sweat-dropped. So this won’t be only his story at all. He turned off the camera and put it in its bag.
Just then, a thunder came upon them from above.
“May I ask what you all are doing here?!” a fully dressed terrifying looking Neji asked with his Byakugan activated.
Cliffy!
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