Chuck Norris Facts

[Crow]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[Brolly_AF]

 In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris.
 The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly !!!

Or trecut 15 zile de cand nu so mai postat aici !!!

 The original Bock of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins.
 It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.

edit: hai sa nu facem double post totusi

[Yazoo]

Una scurta: "Chuck Norris makes onions cry!"

[Crow]

Chuck Norris will rock Queen

[adicrst]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

asta mi se pare cea mai tare, dar vedeti ca s-a mai spus

[Crow]

Chuck Norris doesn't walk, the ground moves under him

[Yazoo]

Si acum, cateva Chuck facts, legate de tema, "Introducerea lui Chuck Norris ca erou in DOTA!"
Laugh your hearts out:

Chuck Norris absorbs Finger of Death with his abdomen, and shoots it back out through his big toe.

Chuck Norris' max movespeed is 523.

When Chuck Norris uses an Ancient Tango of Essifilation, he eats an entire forest and reveals all enemy heroes who are neutral creeping.

Chuck Norris dispells Eyes in the Forest by beating them in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris can swim after Tidehunter and Slardar.

Chuck Norris can walk on fissure.

Chuck Norris can walk in Chronosphere.

When Chen casts Test of Faith on Chuck Norris, he levels up instead of being sent home.

Chuck Norris has his own version of Fury Swipes, except instead of a paw icon floating overhead he leaves a foot up their ass.

Chuck Norris can catch Tinker's Missiles and throw them back.

If Chuck Norris is ever caught in Epicenter, he roundhouse kicks the ground until it behaves again.

Chuck Norris doesn't have Doom. He has Dead.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Pudge's stomach is cut open and he has a third arm.

Chuck Norris can stop Reincarnation by ripping the cross out of the ground and snapping it in half.

Chuck Norris makes his own Sentry wards out of grass, twigs, and index fingers. They have 12000 sight and can see into the next game.

When Chuck Norris puts you on his banlist, your computer will fatal error and never boot up again.

Chuck Norris used to be called PieMonger.

Chuck Norris was the original hans.

One time, some noob put Chuck Norris on their banlist. They were never heard from again.

When Chuck Norris buys the Empty Bottle, it refills itself and turns into a Buriza after twenty minutes.

Chuck Norris is the reason Leshrac is so Tormented.

When Chuck Norris casts Haunt, a portion of the universe splits and is lost forever.

Presence of the Dark Lord is an homage to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris gives Bane nightmares.

Chuck Norris can rip the spikes off of Anub'arak.

Chuck Norris can dodge Netherstrike.

Chuck Norris can grab Juggernaut through Blade Fury and make him stop spinning around.

Chuck Norris has his own Song of the Siren, except it bursts the eardrums of everyone who hears it.

When Chuck Norris clips his nails, they land on the ground and become Ironwood Branches.

Chuck Norris can outrun Death Pulse and make it hit Necrolyte instead.

Chuck Norris once had a child with Nevermore. Its name was Avatar of Vengeance.

Tiny only gets bigger because Chuck Norris lets him.

Chuck Norris has a 100% chance to multicast. With Aghanim's, it becomes 200%.

Every time Chuck Norris Disperses a spell, it levels an entire city block and farms out three creep waves.

Chuck Norris is neither a hero, creep, or ancient.

Chuck Norris can permabash with one hit.

Chuck Norris always gets Boots of Travel. He calls them that because they travel far when thrown.

Whenever Chuck Norris is in DotA, the scoreboard only has one number for his kills.

Chuck Norris does not get Frostbitten. He bites frost.

Chuck Norris' Brilliance Aura is percentage based.

When Chuck Norris uses BKB, he stays the same.

Chuck Norris gets seven item slots, and two commands- Hunt, and Kill.

Chuck Norris can re-use consumables.

Ultimate Orbs are actually the petrified tears of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can harvest lumber and buy items with it.

Chuck Norris can use Devour on Heroes.

Chuck Norris has never been nerfed.

Chuck Norris can reflect Eclipse with his abs and kill the dummy units.

Chuck Norris can plant Death Wards at will.

Attacking a unit with Frost Armor makes Chuck Norris move faster.

Chuck Norris doesn't Time Walk. He's already there.

Chuck Norris can take down Broodmother's Webs.

Netherswapping Chuck Norris results in a telefrag for him.

Poison Nova goes around Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can cast Impetus, remove the damage cap, and make it circle around the perimeter of the map until you die.

Chuck Norris plays DotA with a one-button mouse.

Chuck Norris' Arcane Orb deals 5000 bonus damage.

When Chuck Norris makes a bug report, it crashes the download servers.

Chuck Norris can block roads with Battlefury. And they can't be picked up.

Assasinate was invented because people were too afraid to come near Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't use Manta Style. He uses Mantis Style.

Chuck Norris never misses on hills or slopes.

Chuck Norris can make Wraith Bands useful.

Chuck Norris can last-hit and deny with techies.

Chuck Norris knows what roasted bear tastes like. They say that Syllabear has never been the same since.

Chuck Norris can talk in -MIAKAMODE.

Chuck Norris can vote for -option 0 in -VR mode.

Chuck Norris can use Helm of the Dominator on enemy heroes.

Chuck Norris can deathpact enemy creeps.

Chuck Norris can -swaphero twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't visit the secret shop. The secret shop comes to him.

Chuck Norris can stack boots.

Chuck Norris comes with a Dagon 50 every game.

ja ne!~

[RagnaroK]

Hahhahah ce tari sunt astea cu dota ))))

[andemon]

inventie proprie...if the dwarven sniper tries to assasinate chuck norris, the bullet bounces back and round house kicks the dwarf....

[Yazoo]

* Tiny cannot toss Chuck Norris as it could set off an atomic bomb fueled by roundhouse kicks instead of fission.

* If by some stroke of luck/mercy Pudge actually hits Chuck Norris with a hook, the butcher himself gets pulled to Chuck's location and automatically dismembered.

* When Terrorblade tries to sunder Chuck Norris, there is a short animation of a round house kick going towards Terrorblade, and he dies, even if he's at full HP.

[andemon]

chuck norris left magina with no wings, horns and hooves....terrorblade ran away on time...

[Jiraya]

In World of Warcraft people play humans, night elves, orcs, etc. In World of Warcraft, Chuck Norris plays himself.

[RagnaroK]

Va rog mai postati Chuck Norris Facts!!

[sungoddess]

Mai vreau si io! erau funny

[andemon]

devil may cry fact:
vergil and dante get their swords from sparda...but sparda gets his swords from chuck norris.
chuck norris is the reason the devil may cry.
beowulf and cerberus are cuck norris's pets.
chuck norris is the one who tore the clothes of nevan.
chuck norris married eva and sparda.
nero lost an arm wrestling contest to chuck norris...that's why his hand is like that.
chuck norris is always in devil trigger.
the only reason the devil may cry games were made is because chuck norris was too busy with delta force to roundhouse kick mundus, arius and arkham.
dante's "chuck norris outfit" can only be unlocked in devil may cry 3 after chuck norris aproves it.