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« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2007, 08:30:27 PM » |
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as Walker texas ranger, chuck norris is not on the police rofce, he is the police force
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« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2007, 08:42:03 PM » |
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Copyright© If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you !!!
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« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2007, 08:43:51 PM » |
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Chuck norris does not run out of breath, air is too afraid when he is worked up to go near him and waits for him to calm down
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« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2007, 08:48:31 PM » |
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182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year !!!
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« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2007, 08:50:12 PM » |
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Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2007, 08:53:28 PM » |
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time !!!
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« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2007, 08:56:08 PM » |
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2007, 08:58:53 PM » |
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares !!!
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« Reply #38 on: November 09, 2007, 09:05:44 PM » |
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
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« Reply #39 on: November 09, 2007, 09:07:15 PM » |
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Everybody loves Raymond.
Except Chuck Norris !!!
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« Reply #40 on: November 09, 2007, 09:09:22 PM » |
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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« Reply #41 on: November 09, 2007, 09:12:46 PM » |
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The truth will set you free.
Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy !!!
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« Reply #42 on: November 09, 2007, 09:18:10 PM » |
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
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« Reply #43 on: November 09, 2007, 10:03:44 PM » |
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baieti... vrei warn aman2? ce scrie in regulament??? max 3 posts pe pagina!!! am tolerat si mai multe, dar nu o intreaga pagina postata doar de 2 persoane!!!!!!
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« Reply #44 on: November 09, 2007, 10:21:27 PM » |
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Chuck Norris' show Walker: Texas Ranger was named that way because Chuck Norris doesn't run, he walks.
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