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« Reply #60 on: January 31, 2008, 01:45:52 PM » |
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devil may cry fact:
vergil and dante get their swords from sparda...but sparda gets his swords from chuck norris.
chuck norris is the reason the devil may cry.
beowulf and cerberus are cuck norris's pets.
chuck norris is the one who tore the clothes of nevan.
chuck norris married eva and sparda.
nero lost an arm wrestling contest to chuck norris...that's why his hand is like that.
chuck norris is always in devil trigger.
the only reason the devil may cry games were made is because chuck norris was too busy with delta force to roundhouse kick mundus, arius and arkham.
dante's "chuck norris outfit" can only be unlocked in devil may cry 3 after chuck norris aproves it. deci.....10 cu felicitari..nu mai pot de ras frate!!!Mai pune...DOamne..ce caterinca... |
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« Reply #61 on: January 31, 2008, 02:30:49 PM » |
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1. Dante got his devil trigger back because he lost a game of pool in front of chuck norris
2. The order of the sword was founded initially to track down and salute chuck norris, while passing by
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« Reply #62 on: January 31, 2008, 02:35:02 PM » |
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arkham looks like that because of chuck norris...he scalped him bad when arkham said that the round house kick isn’t so round...
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« Reply #63 on: January 31, 2008, 03:07:42 PM » |
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Ships disappear in the Bermuda Triangle because Chuck Norris likes to swim alome
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« Reply #64 on: January 31, 2008, 03:33:43 PM » |
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Dante gave up on pizza when he found out it was Chuck Noriss's favourite food.
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« Reply #65 on: January 31, 2008, 08:05:57 PM » |
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mai gata cu DMC....
When Chuck Norris logged into World of Warcraft, Illidan thought it was more healthy to play poker with Maiev in Warden's Cage.
If We visit the Battle for Mount Hyjal instance, we could notice that, if we dare to try and kill Chuck Norris, the ultimate boss, more powerful than Archimonde himself, the drop will consist in a full Tier 7 set.... or so they say the Blizzard crew, who is still trying to beat him for over 2 years by now...
Sauron followed Chuck Norris' advice and created the ring of power.
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« Reply #66 on: February 03, 2008, 02:04:52 AM » |
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Chuck Norris Kicks double Posters for fun !!!
Kyo Stop Double Posting or Chuck Norris will come for you...
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« Reply #67 on: February 03, 2008, 02:14:23 AM » |
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vroiam sa vad care e primul kre imi atrage atentia.... post edited
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« Reply #68 on: February 04, 2008, 08:55:50 AM » |
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they were going to name it WoCN (World of Chuck Norris) but he was too busy with Walker
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« Reply #69 on: February 04, 2008, 01:32:02 PM » |
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Dante traded beowulf with Chuck Norris..it sais u get stilish points much faster...nevan didn't even have time to give the kiss of death
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« Reply #70 on: February 04, 2008, 02:55:51 PM » |
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when agni and rudra met chuck norris they dropped dead, fearing he would kill them
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« Reply #71 on: February 04, 2008, 03:10:29 PM » |
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Chuck Norris doesn't need DT to escape nevan's kiss,he just smiles and pretends to want to kiss her..and the demon turns back into a bat and flyes away just letting him pass ,that's when chuck norris never needed to pass through level 9 again.
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« Reply #72 on: February 05, 2008, 12:27:49 AM » |
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if chuck norris met sungoddess,he would beg her to stop posting DMC Chuck Norris facts
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« Reply #73 on: February 05, 2008, 09:51:48 PM » |
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If mel-chan would try to make a live demonstration of beowulf,Chuck Norris would simply die of a heart attack.
Mel-chan doesn't need weapons to beat Chuck Norris or any other demon...she just opens her mouth and speak of dmc.
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« Reply #74 on: February 06, 2008, 12:50:51 AM » |
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if chuck norris would ban sungoddess, where will she go posting her dmc chuck norris facts?
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